- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

How much is an abortion? A life

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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