Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A seal walks into a club.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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That's Racist

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Compton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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