- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A seal walks into a club.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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