So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Your Mom

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Sex. That is all.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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the guy below me is gay

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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