- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hello." "Hi."

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

What's funnier than 24? 25.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Nah

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

suck my dick.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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