A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Boobs are nasty!

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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The WNBA.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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