- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

brett is a dick

baby seal walks into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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