A Banana wrote this...

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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I am really good at math debating

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What is next?

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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