Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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George W. Bush

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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