- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

People Eating Tasty Animals

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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