- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Nice weather we're having.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Tim's gay.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Frown is a four letter word.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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