- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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