- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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