Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Frown is a four letter word.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Ass

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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women

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Chuck Norris.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Anti Joke

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