What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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math test 2=2

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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