- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What sucks?

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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