A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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