why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Nathan Gooderson.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

women

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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