i love antijokes

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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imadewords

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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