Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Anti Joke

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