- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Penis jokes.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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