Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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