The WNBA.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bunny eat his food

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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