- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What's cold and icy? Ice

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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