- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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