What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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kiss me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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