Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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