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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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