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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Sonic

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What's up? A direction...

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Once upon a time.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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