Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Anti Joke

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