Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Chuck Norris

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What's up? The sky.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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penis

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What is worse than hell?

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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