Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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tim rafter died no one cared

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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ha.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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