Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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