What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Unflushed Shit...

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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