Why was Timmy sad?

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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