A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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i eat poop

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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