Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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