how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Anti Joke

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