Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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women's rights

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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