Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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hot diggity dog

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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My butt!!!!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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toast points

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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