What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Wolf Pussy

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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