Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

ugh good riddance

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

I am really good at math debating

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Did you know?

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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