- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What is a question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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