A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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don't look behind you

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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gay rights

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Where's my tractor?

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

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