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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

womens rights

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Nice weather we're having.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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