Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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