Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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:-)book

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Knock knock What

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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