What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Lil' Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

what is white and red all over? a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -46

You want to hear a joke? Democract

thumb_up thumb_down -46

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

thumb_up thumb_down -58

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

HARRY EFFING STYLES

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Why did the bunny eat his food

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops