Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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gay rights

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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*you're

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

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