A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

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