- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What's 9+10=? 19

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Jake Bowar

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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