a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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