- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Where's my shotgun

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What is worse than hell?

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