- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

It's your mother, open the door.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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