You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A black goes to college

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Potato.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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