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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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