You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Women's football

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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