Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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