I grammer is gooder then yours.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

69, hahaha

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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