- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

An Asian walks out of the library.

What's dead? Your mum.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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