- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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