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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

OBAMA

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

NASCAR

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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