Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Can you see this brett? Connor

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

SC Johnson a Family Company

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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