- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Why did the bunny eat his food

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

There's no "i" in tim.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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