- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

A russian gives away vodka.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Guess what? No.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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