Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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A black goes to college

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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