What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Gabe Mercado

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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