Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Women Voting

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Knock knock Come In.......

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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