- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Enchilada

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How old is victor? Old

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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