- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Women's Rights

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Where's my shotgun

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Chicken

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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