- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Gabe Mercado

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

ha.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What's red and has wheels a red car....

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

guess what what? nothing.

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