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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why? Because!

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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