- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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