Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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