- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Knock knock runs away laughing

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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