Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Women's football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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