What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Your mom

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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