A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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connor sucks

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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whats long and black? a baton

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Chuck Norris

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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No it isn't.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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