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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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