- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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