- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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