Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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you

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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