Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

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