Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Boobs are nasty!

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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