- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

stop it ryan vallee

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

I can Nazi

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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