- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Obama

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Pickles

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What is a question?

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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