Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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