- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Blonde Entrepeneurs

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Guess what? No.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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