- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

poo poo you you doo doo too too

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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