verry nice how mUCH?

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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DOWN

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Anti Joke

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