- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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