black people

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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