Can you see this brett? Connor

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Nothing yet CC

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Poop

2 women were sitting quietly

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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