What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Chicken

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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who eats pencils asians

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Hippopatomous!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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monkey sponge

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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