A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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asian drivers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Take my wife- to the store.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Your mother is a man.

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who smells? •Liam

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What is next?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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