Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

your mom

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Ken wins!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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