a man walks into a bar it hurt

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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guess what what? nothing.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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