What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Ass

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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