What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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ha.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Alt F4

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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hey bill!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Hi

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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