Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Women's rights.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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