Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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baby loves lalma

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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you will now laugh.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Ms. Smoot's class

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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