what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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That didn't hurt.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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George Bush.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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