- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Women

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A Banana wrote this...

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

My name is never spelt right so its all good

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

PUDDING

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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