- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

your mom

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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