- Anti Joke

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How old is victor? Old

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

The bird is not the word.... Its two

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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