A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

No. Yes.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Ass

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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