What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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