who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

A fat boy walked into a party

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Don't think of granny porn

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Do you need any assistance?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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