- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

haha, you're an orphan

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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