What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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