If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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