- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Ass

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

womens rights to vote

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

I am really good at math debating

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Women's Rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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