- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

potatoes

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Potato.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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