You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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