Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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