What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

whats brown? poop.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Christians pornstars.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

baby loves lalma

Sorry boss

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

haha, you're an orphan

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