- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

A woman comes at the doctor.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

69, hahaha

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

We didnt star the fire ...........

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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