- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did I get raped

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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