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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How did th-A fridge.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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