What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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what is big and white? the moon

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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