- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's dead? Your mum.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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