- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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