Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Chicken

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How do magnets work?

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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