What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Your social life

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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