- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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