Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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your a towel.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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i eat poop

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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