How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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gay rights

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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