- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why was Timmy sad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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