What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Barack Obama

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whats really hot the sun

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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