Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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