i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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OBAMA

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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