- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

George Bush does not care about black people.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Take my wife- to the store.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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