- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

An Asian walks out of the library.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Nathan Gooderson.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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