Society.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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George Bush.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is a question?

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knock knock

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