How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Women

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Knock Knock Come in

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

i eat poop

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Where's my shotgun

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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