- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

black people

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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