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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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