- Anti Joke

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.