- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Society.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

So a black man hails a taxi...

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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