Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why did I get raped

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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