Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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George Bush.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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