- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Black Veil Brides.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Japan called... They need help.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Cows go moo.

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