- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A black guy with his family.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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