Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

ha.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Good.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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