- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

I have a crush on my dad.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Six million.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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