Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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