- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A jew go out of a bar

A British man walks into a dental office.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How did the girl die? 25.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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