A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Guess what? No.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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