If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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I am really good at math debating

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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