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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

what's red and blue? your heart

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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