What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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