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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

A blind man walks into a bar

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

George Bush.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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