- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Can you see this brett? Connor

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