Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Civil Rights.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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