What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

how did the little girl die cancer

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

you know what hurts.... PAIN

There's no "i" in tim.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

knock knock go away ok

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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