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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A jew go out of a bar

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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