- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So a black man hails a taxi...

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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