- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a catholic priest and a young boy

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

don't look behind you

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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