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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Guess what? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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