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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Woman's Rights.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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