Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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ballsack

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Alt F4

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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