Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Woman's rights.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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You just won the game...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Anti Joke

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