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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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