Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What abou three times

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Nobody cares.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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