Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I am really good at math debating

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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